CassMember Since 12 Jan 2007
Offline Last Active Nov 04 2012 02:50 PM
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- Age 42 years old
- Birthday August 14, 1977
Rock Climbing,Whale Hunting
Toyota Supra (T78 turbo)
A Paki buys the house next door to me. He asks me"Your front room is the same size as mine, how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy to decorate it?" I said "14" Saw him 3 days later he said" I have 4 rolls left over." I said "So have I."
If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side down, what happens if you staple a piece of toast to the back of a cat with the butter side up and throw it out of a window? Perpetual motion?
The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm all alone in an abandoned hospital and my flash light isn't working properly.
I was watching Family Fortunes and one of the questions was "Name an alcoholic spirit?" Should have seen the looks I got when I said George Best.
I've had to change my relationship status on Facebook to 'It's complicated'... After breaking my right hand and having to wank with my left.
A Jehovah witness knocked on my door today and tried to convert me. I told him I wasn't interested in becoming a paedophile.